Does Donald Trump have your vote?

Well Hiya, Toots!

You're all aces.This guy Trump loves to bump his gums huh? He must think he's the elephant's eyebrows, but he's all wet. But hey sit me next to a doe-eyed dolly at the speakeasy and give me a belt of coffin varnish from the barrel house I'll be flappin my kisser like a bellbottom fresh off the seascooter. I'm just joshing ya - I think he's a hard-boiled livewire who knows his onions and he's on the up and up. Either way it's gonna be a real barn burner, a real sockdollager so hang onto your bobbisocks you promtrotters and ragamuffins, this is gonna be a real trip for biscuits!