Is the root cause of the conservative obsession with other folks sex lives due to the fact that they aren't getting much if any at all?

conservative obsession with other folks sex lives is due to blowup dolls spring leaks.

I'm beginning to think about that. Being its the most natural thing in the world.

I've found that the people who protest someone else's sex life have deep secrets.

We're not advocating teaching it in public schools like liberals have done. Liberals are obsessed with it.

Says the person who supports rape laws on college campuses that say that a girl can change her mind up to a week after she goes to bed with a guy.

"Yes means I'll get back to you on that."

And it was not a Conservative who said , "All sex is rape."

(Ooops. Maybe you should do your homework)

Republicans fight all day after 1 min of sex

The root cause of food shortages is that your mom is so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.

I just don't want to sleep in a neighborhood where gay men are mounting each other at night time, is that so much to ask?

True dat Bubbles, true dat. I only get once a week from your morbidly obese mom.

How does it feel living as such an idiot?