How many things offend a liberal from the time they wake up to the time they brush their teeth?

Of course the toothbrush offends them. It was made b a corporation that outsourced to Mexico or China or some such.

That sounds funny from the people who believe there is a war on Christmas and all Muslims are terrorists.

Anytime a principled Conservative quotes the Constitution or mentions the complete failure of Obamacare.

As self loathers waking up is probably very upsetting. And seeing the world as we see ourselves everything would be offensive to them.

Thousands.

Kind of like you guys being offended any time anybody dares say "happy holidays" to you.

The truth offends them. They cannot handle the truth.

When someone leaves only one sheet of toilet paper on the roll when I go to wipe my butt ... actually I'm not offended just plain mad ... next ... !

Whatever thinkprogessive.org or huffpo sends to their phone as a wake-up call.

You seem offended that others might take offense.