How do I summon a demon?

Christians do it on their knees unless they're evangelicals. Evangelicals just open wide and swallow.

My mother-in-law's phone number is 2....never mind I recommend you find a demon less evil.

Text 666666

Don't. Instead, battle them using the angelic psalter of the great Mother of God, Mary most holy. She is the Queen of Heaven and the only creature greater in power than all the forces of hell combined.

Black candles, pentagram, lots of chanting under a blue moon.

You can't.

Head back, arms up, start screaming.

You use your imagination. Like when you talk to your invisible friend.

Through E-Mail.......

Dumb yourself down, but only the slightest increment more.