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Who in GS wants to tongue punch my fartbox?

Well? I'm operating on a sliding scale here. Attractive females first, all the way down to obese, hairy old men. Who's keen?

Update:

Yes, Fro, I have a big tube of KY jelly.

Anonymous, I have half a bag of stale Cheetos... does that count as dinner?

Yates, How long is your tongue hahaha!

Update 2:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: How would you glue genitals to a moving object? Wouldn't they just be pulled apart before the glue set? Put me down on the list. Even if moving objects don't turn out to be viable, I will gain much amusement from watching emergency services squirm as they attempt to un-stick my genitals from a public building in the CBD :)

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  • 4 years ago

    I tongue punched your moms p*ssy last night

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    You need to sweeten the pot a little. Are you gonna buy me dinner first, at least?

  • Depends. Got any jelly?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    the boys for sure

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