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ed asked in Society & CultureMythology & Folklore · 5 years ago

If god is real then why does my dog bark instead of moo?

Like he a black and white dog, so wouldn't god make him moo, like how could god be real if he barks?

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  • Doggo !
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Your dog does moo, but at a frequency so high that only other cows ... er dogs .... can hear it.

  • biggalloot2003
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    Nothing is in anyway different than you would expect in a universe with no god.

  • OwlBear
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    I know, right? You put a sweater on you're too hot, you take it off you're too cold! It just doesn't make sense!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Missed your medication I see.

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  • porkyV3
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    i gave myself an atomic wedgie upon reading your question.

  • Robin
    Lv 7
    5 years ago

    you didnt not make any sense out of what you just ask you twit

  • ?
    5 years ago

    You need to practice your trolling a bit.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    WHY WOULD THE CAT SAY MEOW IF IT WASN'T SNOWBALL????

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