Dream interpretation!!!!?

So it starts when I'm five, in my uncle's basement, except the floor is lava. First thing I notice ( before the floor) is a book on his shelf called 'How to Hide a Body: for Dummies' NOw all the books start falling out of the bookshelves, so naturally, I evolve into a butterfly and fly out a small crack in the window. Only thing is, there wasn't a window before. I call a window repairer and he comes and fixes the crack, but then I notice I'm back to a caterpillar again. I'm slowly getting smaller and smaller, and I go on a quest to kill my Grape disease. This part isn't as relevant, just let me know if you need to know it later. ANyway, I drop the ring in Mount doom, and suddenly the phone rings and the repair man says the window is fixed. Happy to be a butterfly again, I rush home, only for uncle Perry to hold a banana to my head and say "supper's ready", before slamming a plate of spaghetti in my face and chopping my head off with a porcelain plate. I woke up then, but I'm starting to freak out because I'm in my uncle's basement, I just saw a book called 'How to Hide a Body: for Dummies', there's a crack in his windoe (I already called the repair man) and he's upstairs muttering "supper's ready, Supper's ready, SUPPER'S READY!!" HELP!!!