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he says they just emerge from the eggs that the parents lay in the river, full grown.

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So it starts when I'm five, in my uncle's basement, except the floor is lava. First thing I notice ( before the floor) is a book on his shelf called 'How to Hide a Body: for Dummies' NOw all the books start falling out of the bookshelves, so naturally, I evolve into a butterfly and fly out a small crack in the window. Only thing is, there wasn't a window before. I call a window repairer and he comes and fixes the crack, but then I notice I'm back to a caterpillar again. I'm slowly getting smaller and smaller, and I go on a quest to kill my Grape disease. This part isn't as relevant, just let me know if you need to know it later. ANyway, I drop the ring in Mount doom, and suddenly the phone rings and the repair man says the window is fixed. Happy to be a butterfly again, I rush home, only for uncle Perry to hold a banana to my head and say "supper's ready", before slamming a plate of spaghetti in my face and chopping my head off with a porcelain plate. I woke up then, but I'm starting to freak out because I'm in my uncle's basement, I just saw a book called 'How to Hide a Body: for Dummies', there's a crack in his windoe (I already called the repair man) and he's upstairs muttering "supper's ready, Supper's ready, SUPPER'S READY!!" HELP!!!

So I was walking down this boardwalk thing, except the sky was pink, and the clouds rainbow colored. NOw my uncle Perry walks up and offers me a donut, but when I grab it, it turns into a butterfly and flies away. I turn back to uncle Perry to ask him about it, but suddenly he grew a beard. Now i'm starting to freak out, but then I realize my clothes are gone, and somehow I can fly, so I fly but then the sky changes to a green color and tornado sirens start, and suddenly I"m in a classroom. Only thing is, all my classmates are caterpillars, and it's a class about the transformation process into a butterfly. At this point I stand up to try to leave, but the butterfly teacher makes me do a presentation for the class about the density of pizza icing, and I get stressed out because pizzas don't have icing. I woke up, but I'm really freaking out does it mean anything???