my friend says there are no such things as baby giraffes?

Your friend is Minister of Truth and he is giving you an alternative fact.

Giraffes don't lay eggs.

they are born large, like ur mom

Well, it seems to me that your friend has got you weighed up very well. Your friend knew you would believe the answer and go checking. A giraffe is a species of mammal. All mammals, except monotremes, are viviparous. That means they give birth to live young. They are not oviparous, which means laying eggs.

Giraffes do not lay eggs. yhe give birth to baby giraffe that grows up to become adult. Your friend is silly.

Sure is. I have some giraffe eggs for sale. Just send me your bank account details and password and I'll deduct the price directly from your account.

Your friend is Minister of Truth and he is giving you an alternative fact.

Your friend is taking advantage of your public school education to have some fun.

Giraffes don't lay eggs.

Your friend is pulling you leg.