how can i make quick money. illegal ways preffered legal ways not so much?

Legal!?? Become a preacher. You can get a divinity degree online in minutes. Then you can rip off young people by officiating at weddings, you can hold "revivals" and collect money. If you're a good pitchman, you can even rake in large contributions, by claiming to do missionary work in Africa. You can avoid most taxes. My next door neighbor would rent old halls and auditoriums. He didn't even have them turn on the heat and lights. Said it added to the "old timey" flavor! He was illiterate? Couldn't read! Always had stacks or $20s in his pockets.

If you have a GF or two, have them work as call girls. You "drive" them and "screen" their customers.

Drug smuggling has always been lucrative, but those folks don't like it when you quit.

Become an evangelical preacher..you will legally be able to rip off all the superstitious gullible fools in your wider community.

work hard