how long before satan comes to share some weed with me?

Shove your little wee-gee board up your @ss.

You summoning Satan = Nothing ... because 'you' and your little bag of dope, are meaningless.

Your child-like interpretation of who-or-what Satan might be

appears to be in-line with everyone else's perception of the Tooth Fairy

Just the 'appearance' of such perfect evil would remove all hope of your living past the event.

Even in death, Satan can-and-does appear in ways that "you" could & would never be able to survive.

Very fortunately, `your` death will be final ... and Satan will not even

waste his time sh`tting upon something so worthless, so inadequate, and so paltry, as `you`.

I don't know about Satan but I've been smokin' weed for over 40 years with no ill effects at all.

Oh, darn, My mother wants me to go out and find a job tomorrow.

That's a bummer.

FYI: Satan is a HEALTH NUT.

Keeps his body (physique) for thousands of years, or hell'l break loose, if the kingdom goes to the dogs.

Don't hold your breath

Rev 20:10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

Satan don't do weed. He does cocaine, heroin, and meth all mixed together, with cough syrup as salad dressing

You need to conjure him by sitting naked on the toilet for three days with your finger in your nose and one foot off the ground. I am shocked that you did not know this.

Satan is with you when you are high.

You can not see him.

Usually takes 3-5 days deppending where you live.

Never, Satan prefers meth

Dude, he's gonna Bogart that joint and you ain't getting sh...er anything