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Christians, would you believe in pixies on flying pigs if they promised heaven or else?

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    No so therefore I definitely can't believe in a atheist because they have had 55000 years to demonstrate to the world their great ideas!

    And they have failed miserably! No disease cures no wars stopped!

    Theists still run the world more money more power more weapons.

    Why would I take advice from anyone who can't defeat an imaginary friend much less defeat a real enemy?

    Totally ridiculous can't defeat a group with an imaginary god in 55000 years yet spouting off all over town!

    Totally ludicrous get some mental help!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Of course they would. Christians have already proved they'll fall for any con job that promises to give them a cushy life in mansion with a bird's eye view of a torture chamber where they can get their daily hard on listening to the screams. Rolls eyes

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Only with certain caveats:

    1) Generational belief in pixies and flying pigs led to a transformational message that reached every tribe and culture on earth before the cheats of 'high' technology and ease of travel arrived, giving any ideology an appearance of false power and authoritative capabilities;

    2) The message of the good news of pixies and flying pigs led to strong prohibitions on deadly weapons and weapons trafficking creating periods of stable peace lasting long enough to cultivate brotherhoods across all tribal and cultural lines leading to the exhibition of unmatched artistic and social genius, and the formation of the first 'university' system along with all of the grand and enduring models of civilization;

    3) The authority of those ardently studying pixies and flying pigs led to strong prohibitions against deadly processes, including wild experimentation with chemicals and drugs which would otherwise cause widespread unnatural death, pervasive planetary poisoning and inescapable addictions, etc...;

    4) The social policies of those placing faith in pixies and flying pigs led to the successful defense of absolute monogamy and a vigorous defense of maidenhood, holding back tides of disease, violence and failed breeding lines along with every type of social disorder;

    5) The cosmology of those advocating belief in pixies and flying pigs did not lead to absurd narratives of inherent meaninglessness, randomly assigned natural laws, and the illogic of moral relativism which has unleashed pervasive hopelessness, unprecedented numbers of suicides and murders, sudden inexplicable violence, exponentially expanding asymmetrical violence, widespread negligence and needless accidents, ubiquitous perverse fornication which has ended lineages in waves, created gender confusion, invited bizarre sexual perversity and inescapable strife between artificially contrived groups formed based on superficial nonsense categories tandemly exploited by both oppressive government and criminal enterprise in order to more easily abuse the faithless and fundamentally ignorant.

    If placing faith in pixies and flying pigs resulted in any of that, (as belief in Christ clearly has), I would have all of the 'evidence' I need to extol its obvious merits and speak out against those advocating faithlessness. The rest I would pursue as a matter of private personal experience while it developed into communal experience, assessing its full value along the way as those experiences enhanced the above and continued to demonstrate the inherent folly of choosing not to believe.

  • 5 years ago

    " While believing strongly, without evidence, is considered a mark of madness or stupidity in any other area of our lives, faith in God still holds immense prestige in our society.

    Religion is the one area of our discourse where it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about.

    It is telling that this aura of nobility extends only to those faiths that still have many subscribers. Anyone caught worshipping Poseidon, even at sea, will be thought insane." Sam Harris

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  • 5 years ago

    Do you have evidence? When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye, I turned to look but it was gone, but the oinking kept going on.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    please grow up. We have the right to be Christians. We aren't hurting anyone.

  • 5 years ago

    No

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