Serious deep thoughts.?

If 2+2 = 5 then why are we even here. I mean Hillary Clinton is a man so what is even real anymore. Bush knocked down the towers. BLM is the reverse KKK but possibly more violent. Yahoo is the worst website ever. I think it was created by two 4th graders during recess. Tupac is still alive and Prince went to be with him because they are the real deal. Michael Jackson tried to join them but they had him killed because he molested kids. Bigfoot is real and Donald Trumps hair is probably living proof. That's obviously a patch of it's hair on his head. The NBA is NB gay.