Christians, NO HOMO answers! How did you meet your mate and how long have you been married?

People just can't follow simple instructions. The man said NO HOMO answers! What part of that don't you understand? Bob, I'm not married yet, but my potential spouse I met through mutual friends.

Facebook. Courted for 3 married for 6 years

Context? A spouse may or may not be a mate depending upon the context of the word mate. Are you asking two separate questions in one sentence?

I'll bite. I met my spouse over the Internet. One could say we met at her school later. One meeting was not in person. The other was. We've been married for roughly 16 years...soon to be 17.

We met online and dated 18 months before I moved. Been very happily married now for 14 1/2 yrs (BTW we both had a prior marriage that ended in divorce).

Well i was at the local club having a great time. So i decided to go to the bathroom stalls and noticed a bunch of glory holes. I was drunk so i said screw it why not. I stuck my peter through the hole and gave it a few minutes. I felt this amazing moist warmth envelope my pecker. I couldnt explain it, but i know that guy giving me a stimulating chub rub was the one. We've been married ever since federal law allowed us to

A woman known to a coworker through her family. We met at a private home. Since 1982. What a long strange trip it's been.

NO HOMO answers! Well, you're not going to like this answer about how I met my mate then.

I remember I was on my hands & knees and some dude was boning me from behind giving me a reach around and stroking my rod <which is always nice to do> while I was giving head to another guy when my college roommate Scott walked in with a friend. They walked up and I began stroking their members while I getting boned and sucking.

It's been the five of us like that ever since.

Met him at a dance, courted for almost three years and are now married 63 years

I was going to college and I met a guy in the cafeteria that explained to me what rational zeros were as I had a test and had missed all the classes on it. I went with him to his apartment one day. We went in the back of the house and up stairs unto a roof to enter the apartment. They had about 50 neatly tied up trash bags piled on one side that they had never taken down to the trash. Another guy got out of a bed, folded it up into the wall. I heard a voice that said: "Your going to marry that man someday". I answered well I'll be d****** if I ask him out first. I remained friends with both of them and 4 years later when he had broken up with the girl he had stars in his eyes about and was engaged to marry he came to my home town to visit me. We fell madly in love but he went home. I felt the world had ended. He called me a few days later (of course I was sitting by the phone that's all I did), and asked me to join him. We were married 10 days later. We have been married now about 33 years.

I met my wife through her brother, whom I worked with in high school. We've been married for 44 years.