Politics users: How did you treat the latest Yahoo Answers "top `answer-ers [sic]`" poll?

1. When was the last time you accessed Yahoo Answers on the mobile website?

Today

This week

This month

This year

&Never

2. Have you used, or ever wanted to use one of the following in an answer?

&Emoji

&Video

&List

&Text formatting (Bold, Italics, Underlining)

&Code Highlighting

&Audio

&News Article

&Whitespace Formatting (Spaces, Returns and Tabbing)

&Image

&Citation

&Link

&Other (please specify)

Again: formatting! Free the italic, the boldface, the underlined, and - if yet ye possesseth the bravery - the ordered and unordered lists!

3. Would you expect to see your old content on the new app?

Yes, my content is very important to me

Yes

No

No, I would be surprised to see it

I don't plan to use the new app

&Other (please specify)

Why would a "new app" access different content? Do people get different NEWS on www.cnn.com when they access it from a phone versus a desktop / tablet? Do I see a different reality through contact lenses than I do glasses? Good luck with "Welcome to the new Yahoo! News. As it's just been launched today, news prior to today simply does not exist! WTF, regardless, is anyone to make from "the new app?" WTF does that mean? **** "the new app" and **** you.

4. Do you currently hide your Yahoo Answers profile?

Yes, because of privacy concerns

Yes, because of harassment/stalking/bullying

&Yes, for other reasons

No, but I did in the past

No, I have never hidden my profile

5. If applicable, why did you hide your profile?

All of the "Yes" answers above.

6. If you did not earn points for your answer, would you still answer questions?

Yes

Yes, but not as often

No

&Other (please specify)

Creme brulee or tres leches. Don't look at me like that; YOU asked a yes/no question providing an "other" answer. I demand the requested dessert.

7. Please order these from most to least important to you

Earning points for an answer

Unlocking in-app rewards for your answers

Detailed stats illustrating the reach, reaction and number of views of your content

Leveling up through contributing answers and comments

Global leaderboard

Per category leaderboards

8. How often do you answer a question that you found in the 'Answer' tab?

All the time

Frequently

Occasionally

Rarely

Never

&Other (please specify)

Plain cheesecake. I can do this with you morons all day.

* 9. In respect to a new Yahoo question and answer mobile app, please order these names from best to worst:

Yahoo Answers

Other

Yahoo Answers Plus

Yahoo Answers Now

Yahoo Answers+

Yahoo Answers Mobile

10. Other Name Suggestion

&On every other website in existence, the only difference between the mobile (phone) and desktop / tablet versions of a site is in the formatting. Why differentiate them when nobody else does this? Have y'all truly and completely lost the plot?

11. Why do you answer questions on Yahoo Answers?

&You may wish to post that as a question on Yahoo Answers.

In addition, you may - if again you should ever launch a survey as misguided and overwhelmingly asinine as this one - avoid sending it to people whose questions and answers reside, ninety plus percent of the time, in the Politics section or any of its subsections.

12. Is there anything else you would like to tell us?

&Yahoo Answers is a structurally inept, corrupt, neglected, incompetently policed wasteland of absolute and unyielding ignorance; of unfathomable stupidity; of gibbering and rampant ignorance, and the place where Golding's nightmares of a fly-flecked porcine skull come to true and horrifying fruition.

Don't change a thing.