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Okay I am describing someone who looks old and I want to use a joke like for example, 'he looks as if he's been through wwI' (i know that joke sucks, but you get the point) What's a world event or something I could use to describe someone who's old
3 Answers
- Dale-ELv 75 years ago
"Looks lie he chased a fart into a keg of nails"
"Looks like he got into a hatchet fight without a hatchet"
"Looked like he might have a law suit moving on a plastic surgeon"
"Looked like Francis Scott Key before he was rescued"
"An Englishman emerging from the French & Indian Wars.
- Anonymous5 years ago
A conservative is someone who doesn't trust the government until it shoots a black teenager for shoplifting.
- Anonymous5 years ago
He's so old, when he was little, there wasn't any Christmas yet.
