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I bought a new phone and I want to know, do you have to activate the new phone to transfer a phone number

Okay so I'm writing a parody story of something, and in this story I'm writing a parody of, the character is awoken at night by a fire in his home. However This is a parody and I want it to be funny. For example, someone in my class used Miley's wrecking ball for the cause of his house being destroyed. Any ideas are greatly appreciated!

Okay I am describing someone who looks old and I want to use a joke like for example, 'he looks as if he's been through wwI' (i know that joke sucks, but you get the point) What's a world event or something I could use to describe someone who's old

By Edgar Allan Poe. Like I can't think of anything to make the story funny. I'm gonna use a pink pig though instead of a black cat.

Finish the sentence. It's for a parody.. It can be anything

For the black cat by Edgar Allan Poe

We're there any disputed votes or controversy in the electoral vote of this election?

I need to lose 20 lbs. do you think portioning will help and how long do you think it'll take.

I only drink water and eat around 1200 cals a day

Okay so for the record, this is my 2nd time eating fast food in 2 weeks. I've been dieting the other times. Is it bad to eat fast food if I portion it? Like say I only eat about 400 cals of fast food but eat better the rest of the day did that bit of fast food ruin my diet?

It starts with "I believe" I need some topics of what to write about

Okay so I live in a trailer which would be okay if it was actually clean but it's not. Of course I clean up and it looks decent but the problem is that the bathroom which was for my brother and I because its closest to our room is nasty. Like the toilet doesn't even work that's why we always use my parents bathroom in their room. If he has to use the restroom how do I make that work? :/ my parents room is trashed so I don't want him walking through there plus it's not convenient. Also my drives and tyard is completely ruined from the rain. It's beyond muddy like I'm talking mud everywhere. We get stuck in our driveway all the time. What am I gonna do? :(

Okay so i really need to tone up instead of becoming skinny fat. Thats sorta where i was ending up but ive been off my diet for four weeks going on five and have gained a lot. I really wanna get toned but not muscular yanno? i want to get slimer thighs and get rid of my lovehandles. Also i have a case of flat white girl booty and would like to get help with that. Any exercises you recommend orrr i go to a gym. What equiptment do u think i should use http://tinypic.com/r/4trrth/8

Does anyone know of a box dye thats similar to the color

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I know its different for everyone, but still I wanna know anyways haha. Oh and also, I know this is different for whoever you go to, but about how much does it cost? I jist want a simple one with the ball of top and a clear diamond on bottom

I really want to perk up my butt and make it rounder because sadly i have a square one :( is there any exercises i can do? like, do squats really work? will they make my thighs bigger? cause i dont want that. How long could it possibly take to see results