Atheists, why are you working for Satan?

I must remember to invoice him for work done if you are correct.

We don't believe in Satan as a god anymore than your delusional heavenly god that you are taught to believe in .... What's even more amazing is how you seem to demonstrate exactly what you claim to despise in your question ( the rejection of Satan ) all the while showing us just what you conclude Satanic behavior and values to be within your very own comments... Go figure.. Who's really working for Satan here ?...

If you are planning on being a writer, it would be worth learning what words mean. "Ilk" does not mean what you seem to think it means, the word you are looking for is "kind". "Kind" and "ilk" are not synonyms.

Atheists do not believe in gods, any gods, so we don't believe in Satan. We are no more working for Satan than we are for the Tooth Fairy. If you think your mind is being messed with by mythical beings, I suggest you consult a psychiatrist.

Atheists, why are you working for Satan?

- He is a lot more fun.

but I have proof that you're in cahoots with the prince of darkness.

- More hallucinations.

Well, he's a pretty decent employer, he pays really well, like 34$ an hour for an entry level position.

Fictional characters historically pay very badly. I wouldn't accept such a position.

I love working for Satan he promised I can bang your mom for eternity in hell when die

Yawn!

You apparently don't get out much!

We warned you not to mess with us, but did you listen? Noooooo