can you get pregnant if you give a handjob and he doesnt *** then you touch your vagina and on pill? help!?

Well, here's a question by another poster who says she's on the pill, but she obviously has no idea of how the pill works, because she worrying about getting pregnant after she gives her boyfriend a hand job.

The pill prevents ovulation from ever happening. Because you never ovulate, you can't get pregnant - no matter what you do or when you do it

Not only that, you said he didn't "come". If he didn't "come", why would you worry about getting pregnant?

Possible, but not probable.

To get pregnant the sperm must reach the egg so in this scenario it is highly unlikely that you will get pregnant

Wow.

Stay away from penises until you know how babies are made and what birth control is for.

You have a better chance of winning the lottery without buying a ticket.

No

Why haven't you kids had sex education?

This is so sad, your ignorance is astounding.