Am I the only black male who is VERY HAPPY that Hitler, sorry, DUMP, er, SKUNK, er Trunk is the president of this racist country?

He has already brought so much shame and embarrassment on Amerikkka and I found it astoundingly hilarious!

I m moving to the fabulous city of Mexico City next month where I will no longer have to deal with white people looking at me like, "you ******."

So no more, well, not AS MUCH, racism, not as much (if any at all) homophobia. I must admit that that being that the United Mexican States is prominently catholic so I may have to deal with annoyances of religious people trying to get me to believe that a sky god named Jehovah and Jesus, a man who existed some time ago, is in the sky riding bumper cars and are singing, "hallelujah: with a billion white angles and a lion named Judah! Pah-lease (please) GIVE ME A THOUSAND BREAKS). I can t believe I used to believe that crap.

Anyway, the point I am making is that it won t be as bad as the Ununited States of AmeriKKKa.

I am an online English teacher with 51Talk and the Philippines is paying me $15 dollars an hour to teach Chinese students how to speak English all from the comfort of med bedroom. AmeriKKKA would never offer such a position. SCREW this country I live in (for now). OOH! I can t WAIT until next month.

Viva la Mehico (Mexico)!