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Liberals, Have you considered pretending to be rational so that you can gain back the White House, House, and Senate soon?

Seriously, why not just pretend to be normal human beings for another three years or so and then you can come back with a vengeance with all the stuff you're passionate about, such as:

1. All straight white cis-males are evil.

2. All sex is rape.

3. American women are the most oppressed on earth.

4. There should be no immigration laws.

5. The classics should be banned at our universities because they are triggering.

Just put it on the down low for a little bit, sneak your way back into office, then you can amp up the I-hate-whitey rhetoric.

Update:

So, there is no push for speech codes, no rewriting of history, no false accusations of sexual harassment, no whiny snowflakes taking over college campuses....damn, I feel better already. Thanks for the reality check.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    No one can act that well.

  • Nosmo
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    It is hilarious that regressives actually think they are rational or "normal human beings" almost as funny as them claiming to be "Christians". No need, we have the regressives stripping millions of the health insurance, which means many regressive voters will either wise up or die off more quickly.

  • 4 years ago

    rational...Trump...

    really?

  • elhigh
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Conservatives, have you considered relying on something besides hyperbole to make your point?

    1) Well that's just stupid. I don't know any liberals that believe that. I don't even know any feminists that believe that.

    2) Uh, no.

    3) Uh, no.

    4) Uh, no. It's worth noting that we need immigration laws because there's one hell of a lot of people who realize that their lives would be one hell of a lot better if they were American. So: open arms, but a wary eye where it's appropriate.

    5) If you're going to be triggered, then you need some sense of perspective. The purpose of higher education is to open the mind further, not protect it. If you can't handle it, go find a job in a deep, dark hole somewhere where you can't see or hear anything.

    Your last statement is the most telling of all. It suggests that you realize the alignment of the offices will shift radically at the next election. You realize it because you already realize that the current alignment is pathologically antihumanist. And we, as Americans, are humanists at heart. It's one of the core philosophies of the American psyche.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Liberals being rational LOL LOL LOL

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    They are obviously incapable of doing that. Currently they are banking on exhausting us with their rhetoric, so we won't even have the energy to vote.

  • 4 years ago

    Your strawman is a pretty poor one. All it shows to any actual rational person is you don't bother with reality.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    America is better than this. We don't need the petty Tweets and constant scandals. We don't need crony capitalism and nepotism. We just need responsible governance from people with experience. Let's restore sanity to politics. Vote Liberal!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Funny thing is I dont know a single liberal who asserts any of the items on your list of purported liberal assertions. They're all right wing lies about what liberals believe.

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