Had to go with my mom to the mothers day tea yesterday an I was humiliated an mortafied!?

I didnt get my mom nothing for mothers day so dad made me go with her to the mothers day tea an I was humiliated! I was the only boy their an I was the only teenager their, it was all like little girls!

Well, I was SO BOARD I started ricking silent farts until the last one it was a huge, loud, beefy fart an it was smelly an then one of the other mothers got mad an said I had stunk the whole room up with my farts!

So I started bawling cause that women was bullying me, an then I realized that 2 of the motgers that was their was mothers of kids I know at school that has younger sisters! So last night it was all over Face Book that I was farting an bawling at the mothers day tea for little girls! I am humiliated an mortafied an wish I was dead!