I like to do cute little stuff like making up diffrent words for stuff an stuff, like instead of saying "I have to poop" I like to say...?

"I need to take a pause" or "I need to go sit down an take me a hobnob real good" but no one thinks its funny or cute an I am so flustrated! The only time I ever got a laugh was when I said "I need to go sit down on the toilet an take an Obama" cause he is the presedent an he is black an his skin is the same color as my poop! A couple of kids laughed when I did that!

I am a hilarious comedien an like during Friday night fantasy time I was pretending I was a stand up comedien an I was doing a performance at a theater an their was like 50,000 people their an one of them was Heather Kroll an I put in a CD of Aziz Ansari an was pretending it was me telling the jokes an Heather was like "Arnold is so hilarious, I wish he was my bf" an stuff.

I have this little bump on my bag just under my worm an its soar but I am afraid to tell mom an dad. I know its not S.T.D. cause I have never done any sex stuff but I masterbait a lot an it might be from that.

I also had diarea this smorning an I am hoping it holds on long enough that I dont have to go to school tomarrow.

Samantha Cocks should just admit that she wants to be my girl friend. She is still calling me Creetin.

That might of been the biggest flaggeration of my life (flaggeration is the science term for tooting or farting) but their was barely any smell to it. I recorded it though.

One time last year I pooped my pants at Stephens house an hid my poopy shorts under his bed. I dont know if they was ever found.