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I farted in line at Wall Mart an my dad completely humiliated me an mortafied me! I wish I was dead!?

I was mad an upset cause we went to Wall Mart an I didnt get NOTHING, no Pokemon cards or Legos or NOTHING cause I failed my school an was held back again so I will be a freshmen for the 4th time next year.

Welp, we was standing in line an I was doing everything I could to keep from crying. I felt a big toot coming on an I kind of stuck my butt out an leaned over to spread my butt cheeks but I was not ovious about it an I let a HUGE silent smelly fart while we was waiting to check out.

Welp, the smell came rollin in an dad blowed up. He was MAD. He asked me if I $**** my pants an then yelled an made me go with him to the bathroom an people was starin an following us. We went in a stall an he made me pull my undershorts down to prove I had not crapped my pants an he yelled an screamed at me!

Welp, we went back to the line an dad kept yelling about how I was a how an how I had poop in my butt cause I forgot to wipe after I pooped last time. I stood their trying to pretend like I didnt hear him but the tears came rollin in an I stood their bawlin. An dad then started to yell at me over that! So then he stood their in front of every body yelling at me cause I failed my school, forgot to wipe my butt, farted in line an Wall Mart an I am lazy!

I am so humiliated an mortafied, their was a couple of kids form school their, at least school is out. My dad is a fagit, what can I do to get some revenge on him for this?

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Ask him to buy you Pampers ™.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Call CPS and they can help

  • 4 years ago

    Only fagits an queers answer questions as annonymous. Prolly got one hand on your keybored answering questions an jacking off with the other hand to Justin Beiber videos.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Literally every single one of your questions is this crap. You sound like a total nightmare that failed to get aborted, the world's already screwed up thanks to pr*cks like you. Take my advice and drink some bleach, your parents would be happy to be rid of you.

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