if all humans evolved into monkeys why am i still here??? checkmate athesits?

Good evening!

Atheists blaspheme the Creator by calling Him a monkey.

Forgive me.

Sincerely, Scido Amafreikis

Because we all haven't evolved into monkeys yet. Maybe in another 10 to 15 generations we can all swing from trees.

Which extremist sect or cult indoctrinated you to believe that God was not clever enough to use the big bang, evolution and science as his tools?

Pope Francis says the theories of evolution and the Big Bang are real and God is not “a magician with a magic wand” putting an end to the “pseudo theories” of creationism and intelligent design! So the Catholic Church, Church of England and mainstream churches all accept the big bang and evolution!

Lord Carey the former Archbishop of Canterbury put it rather well – “Creationism is the fruit of a fundamentalist approach to scripture, ignoring scholarship and critical learning, and confusing different understandings of truth”!

Nice that Christians and atheists can agree and laugh together but sadly at God’s expense!

Someone has to flip the burgers.

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Adam & Eve is a farce .

I am sure a lot of people are wondering why you are still here.

It's quite possible you haven't even evolved into a primate yet. Give it time.