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how can i swear to god without actually saying it?

like i wanna be able to get away with a lie without my friend knowing. as an example i say something that's a joke and i want her to believe it but then she tricks me and says "swear to god if you're not joking". and i don't swear to god because the legend says you will go to hell for that. but how can i say swear to god without actually meaning it

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Thinking. Or yelling.

  • 4 years ago

    You can't. Even if you substitute, the intent is there, and God knows. I have come to the realization that, for myself, when I say, "g-damn" or other such curse words/phrases, I AM sincere, and I am NOT taking the Lord's name in vain! I MEAN IT!

    Through him we have obtained access to this grace in which we stand, and we rejoice in our hope of sharing the glory of God. (Romans 5:2)

    MARANATHA! Come, Lord Jesus, COME!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    God hates' liars' so swearing to God is adding one sin to another

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Who cares!

    It's an imaginary creature.

    Grow up!

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  • 4 years ago

    Simple: You say you swear to god without actually meaning it. God knows what your thoughts are. You can't hide anything.

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