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Why can't atheists recognize how hard we're working to prove our deities?

My atheist neighbor keeps saying to me ,"All you're doing is accusing us of sexual deviancy, eating the last cookie in the jar, and jaywalking. How does this even help your position?" That foolishly foolish fool fails to realize that our troll posts against them will serve as tributes to our deities, who despise the godless even more than we do. Once we make enough posts, our gods will descend to the Earth to prove themselves, which will finally allow us to PWN the atheist scum! FACT.

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  • 4 years ago
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    If your God existed - according to your own beliefs - your trolling would offend him. If you actually believed then you would not do this because spending eternity with your God who was ashamed and disappointed with you would not seem like "heaven" now would it?

    Proverbs 6:16-19 King James Version (KJV)

    16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

    17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

    18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,

    19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    If you have to work that hard and STILL haven't proven your god exists, maybe the fundamental problem is he doesn't exist.

  • Nous
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    But you need to realise you have to work hard to achieve the failure rate already when the first person to produce a single tiny little piece of verifiable evidence for any god will become world famous and mega rich!

    Academia states that in the absence of any sort of evidence of the existence of something it must be deemed not to exist until verifiable evidence is found - thus god is held not to exist pending some sort of verifiable evidence.

    The bible is what is called "Faction” A fictional story set in a factual time and place. Thus the time, place and real historical characters are all correct but the fictional characters and stories are not!

    There is not one single mention of Jesus in the entire Roman record - that is right - not one! At the same time as he was supposed to have been around there were a number of Jews claiming to be the messiah - all of whom are well recorded!

    There is not a single contemporary record from any source and even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

    He was supposed to have been a huge problem to the Romans and produced wonderful miracles but still not one contemporary record?

    Even the bible mentions of him like all other references were not written until many years after his supposed death!

    Pilate is recorded in the Roman record as a somewhat lack luster man but no mention of a Jesus, a trial or crucifixion that would surely have been used to make him look brighter!

    At best he was an amalgam of those others but almost certainly never existed!

    Not one word of it is contemporary with the period and was not written until several hundred years after the period the story is set in!! How did the apostles write their books more than a hundred years after they would have been dead?

    Christianity is an invention of the Italians and that is why it came from the Holy ROMAN Catholic church!

    Please realize that those claims for the Old historians are worthless since they were not even born until long after everyone in the stories would have been so long dead!

    Josephus AD 37 – AD 100

    Tacitus AD 56 – AD 120

    Suetonius - 69 – 130 AD

    Pliny the Younger, 61 AD – 112 AD

    Justin Martyr (Saint Justin) AD103–165 AD

    Lucian - AD 120 -180 AD but he was hostile to Christianity and openly mocked it.

    Pamphilius AD 240-309 AD

    Eusebius AD 263 – 339 AD

    Photius AD 877 – 886 AD

    Thallus - But there are no actual record of him except a fragment of writing which mentions the sack of Troy [109 BC] Showing that he was clearly not alive in biblical times.

    Some even try to use Seneca. 4 BCE – 65 CE but as a Stoic Philosopher he opposed religion yet made not a single mention of a Jesus or Christianity!

    Even funnier is trying to claim Celsus AD ? – 177 AD Who said that Jesus was a Jew who’se mother was a poor Jewish girl whose husband, who was a carpenter, drove her away because of her adultery with a Roman soldier named Panthera. She gave birth to an illegitimate child named Jesus. In Egypt, Jesus became learned in sorcery and upon his return presented himself as a god.

    An ancient set of lead tablets found in Jordan in 2008 showing the earliest portrait of Jesus Christ have proved to be 2,000 years old and say that Jesus and the disciples tried to recreate a religion from the time of King David!

    Research shows education reduces religious belief but each year of education more than the basic reduces it by 10%!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Shut up you retard. Just more bs from the religious. You don't realize how retarded you sound.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Answer a fool and it is hard to tell which is the fool. You have to wait until they are ready.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    WRONG THEY CAN SEEK HIM THEMSELVES...IT IS CALLED PRAYING...HE WONT BITE...TRY IT SOON.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    You atheists are getting more desperate and desperate as the days go by aren't you?

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