I want to be on Maury an I know exact how I want it to be!?

I want to be on their with Samantha Cocks who was the hottest girl at school before she moved to stupid Vermont. An it will be one of them "who is the father" episodes. An Samantha Cocks will be like "Arnold is so hot an I don't want any man but him to be the father" an I'll come out an all the women in the audiance will be like "wow, no wander she wants him to be the father he is so hot!" An I'll come out an be like "I do sex with so many women I don't know if I am the father or not" an then Maury will come up with the envelope an he will be like "Arnold, you are NOT the father" an Samantha Cocks will go running off the stage to the back stage area an she will be a balling an squalling an stuff an be like "no one but Arnold will ever be the father" an I will be out on stage an first I will get up an start dancing an then the whole stage will kind of collapse an my back up band will come up behind me an the house lights will go down an I will grab a guitar on stage an start singing Country Girl SHake It For Me by Luke Bryan an the girls will be screaming an some of them will pass out an they will be like "Arnold is so much hotter then Luke Bryan I wish he was my boy friend" an Samantha Cocks will be in the back an see me on stage siging an she will be balling even harder an I would be super allsome! That is my all time life dream!