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so small that if I ever like do sex it will cause problems! I am so humiliated I will never be able to show my face. An then to make it worst, my mom told Stephens mom about it on the phone! Stephen an I aint friebds any more so he will go to school tomorrow an tell every one! I will be so embareassed! What can I do? I measured ny penus a few weeks ago when I was getting a feeling in it an its 3 inches erected.

I have been in love with Samantha Cocks sense we was in kindergarden! Even when we had problems, like when I throwed up in her back pack in 3rd grade or stepped on her fingers an broke 3 of them in kindergarden or the time she was behind me tieing her shoes an I farted long an loud in her face I always thought it would be okay an we would be togethor. Welp, last year I saw her an her bff at Sears an when she saw me she said "doesnt he go to are school?" an then they BOTH LAUGHED! So it was ovious she was in love with me an then she started calling me by a cute little nickname (Creetin) but she wouldnt be my gf! So I was waiting for her an next thing she is dateing this collage guy! Welp, I figure it was to make me jealous an she kept it up for a YEAR! Then I see she is INGAGED to this guy! OMG I almost died but I thought its okay, they can brake up an she can be with me! She moved 600 miles away to VERMONT! Then tonight was the last straw that broke the camels back, she is PREGNENT! That means while I was waiting for her they was doing sex stuff! OMG I will never live threw this, I can't even understand how this could happen! Why make it so ovious your in love with me, saying "doesnt he go to are school" an laughing an calling me Creetin an then just up an be pragnent by this collage fagit? WTF? I suppose cause I failed my school 5 times I was not good enough for her? My mom said I am the hansomest boy at school so I know I am good enough! What can I do?

Like when Samantha Cocks an her bff Bridget was at Sears an I was on my way to the boys bathroom to take a dump an when she saw me she said "doesn't he go to are school?" an then they both LAUGHED. But then after she let me know she was in love with me should would not be my gf or nothing, an she started dating this collage guy an I am just so upset ovar all of this I just went to the boys bathroom an throwed up in the toilet. I wish I was dead an I don't know how I'll live without Samantha being my gf.

All I can think about now is her touching that collage guys pecker an bag an balls an doing sex stuff, an how many other guys did she see at the mall an go "doesn't he go to are school" an laugh.

The worse part of the whole thing is the fact that she use to call me by a cute little nickname (Creetin) an do cute little stuff like pulling my chair out before I sat down so I would fall on the floor an tripping me down the stairs an stuff, an tripping me when my hands was full only to just prolly be doing that to every one.

I just wanted us to get married so she could get a job an I could stay home an play video games an sleep an stuff an I have been in love with her sense kindergarden, even when we had problems like when I stepped on her fingers an broke 3 of them in kindergarden an when I barfed in her back pack in 3rd grade (I was just really sick an didn't want to puke in my own back pack) an when I farted in her face in 5th grade cause she was behind me tieing her shoes.

I have been in love with Samantha Cocks sense kindergarden but things always happened like me stepping on her fingers in kindergarden when she was sitting on the floor an I broke 3 of them an when I asked to borrow her book bag in 4th grade an I throwed up in it I was just really sick an didnt want to barf all over my stuff but then last fall she an her bff Bridget seen me at Sears as I was on my way to the bathroom to take a crap an Samantha said "doesnt he go to are school?" an then they BOTH LAUGHED an I realized she was in love with me but then she was bipoler an called me a cute little nickname (Creetin) but wouldnt be my gf an then she started to bretend she was dating this collage guy an I would of beat him to a pulp but he is big an muscley an I knew there relationship was just bretend anyway but then the whole reason I started Arnold S Management was so when I got a bunch of money for my artists that Samantha Cocks would be in love with me an I would date Katy Perry an make Samanatha Cocks jealous but then she moved to Vermont an Missy posted picts an she is STILL bretending to date him an now I dont even want to do Arnold S Management anymore everyone is fagits an my whole life is over I lost my gf an my business an failed my school an had diarea last night an my farts was so rabk I stunk out my bedroom an my dad is a fagit cause he thinks he knows everything but he doesnt know what its like to be young an in love an have a soar butthole from having explosive diarea

This year will be my 5th at the high school with all the same teachers an same principle an every thing an I had to go pick up my schedule last week just like I had five times before but I was SO NERVOUS the night before that I was up barfing an crapping diarea all night, I was having nightmares about picking up my schedule.

One time I was at Sears with my pawpaw an my best friend Stephen was their. I saw him an got SO SCARED I was hiding an my pawpaw was like "isn't that Stephen? Isn't he you're friend?" But I was so nervous that I stuck my head in one of the round clothing racks an barfed an barfed barfed. My pawpaw was so mad he threatened to whip me over being stupid!

But I CAN'T HELP IT! I am SO NERVOUS! I balled when I got a haircut cause when I get one during the school year I go to class an people is like "Arnold got a haircut" an I tell you that hurts me so bad!

I also on the first day of school last year started to get on the bus an I was so scared I barfed in my gym bag. Even though it was the same bus an driver an I sat in the same seat with the same kid!

What can I do to not be so nervous all the time?

I am gonna be 18 an still a freshmen cause I have failed my school 4 times (1 time in 8th grade an 3 times my freshmen year). All of the bullies I had before (Shawn, Brian, aspecially Mark Kerner) has all graduated now.

But now their is this guy who is a freshmen name Charles an he is like 6 feet tall an 250 pounds an he is all muscley an stuff. He use to call me names at the bus stop when I was in 6 grade an he was 2 grade an it really upset me an when I would ball he would laugh.

I learned that when people bullied me to just ignore them, if they was saying mean things or even if they hit me (or like when Shawn shot me with a watergun full of pee) to just ignore it an look straight a head an even if the tears come rollin in not to scream or ball, just sit their an look straight a head an not let them know your scared cause if they know they will bully you worst!

But Charles wont stop, he has punched me in the stomach so jard I had to go to the e.r. an he farts in my face an stuff an even if I ignore him he just waits.

What can I do? I cant change schools, I am already on probation cause I need 25 credits to graduate an I only have 3an I have to be promote this year or I will be expelled an dad said if I am expelled I have to sign up for the service an go to Korea an Russia for WWIII!

Somebody help me please! I cant report Charles cause he is a foot ball star an when he punched me that time an I went to the e.r. I got detention an he got nothing!

I am 18 an all my friends graduated in June. I am still a freshmen cause I failed my school, I needed 7 credits to be a sophmoar an 25 to graduate but I only have 3 credits. My friends all graduated an none of these new kids like me, they bully me a lot, especially Charles.

You guys can be my friend, ad me on Facebook. www.facebook.com/arnold.shaffer.71. I would love to have so.e friends who love wrestling poop an farts. I am single if any girls want to ad me. I was a success full artist management with my company Arnold S Management but it went out of business today.

Please be my friend an ad me.

I want to be on their with Samantha Cocks who was the hottest girl at school before she moved to stupid Vermont. An it will be one of them "who is the father" episodes. An Samantha Cocks will be like "Arnold is so hot an I don't want any man but him to be the father" an I'll come out an all the women in the audiance will be like "wow, no wander she wants him to be the father he is so hot!" An I'll come out an be like "I do sex with so many women I don't know if I am the father or not" an then Maury will come up with the envelope an he will be like "Arnold, you are NOT the father" an Samantha Cocks will go running off the stage to the back stage area an she will be a balling an squalling an stuff an be like "no one but Arnold will ever be the father" an I will be out on stage an first I will get up an start dancing an then the whole stage will kind of collapse an my back up band will come up behind me an the house lights will go down an I will grab a guitar on stage an start singing Country Girl SHake It For Me by Luke Bryan an the girls will be screaming an some of them will pass out an they will be like "Arnold is so much hotter then Luke Bryan I wish he was my boy friend" an Samantha Cocks will be in the back an see me on stage siging an she will be balling even harder an I would be super allsome! That is my all time life dream!

This is gonna be my 4th year as a freshmen when school starts in 3 weeks. We have these credits an when you pass a class you get a credit. You have to have 6 to go form a freshmen to a sophmore, 13 to go from a sophmore to a junior, 20 to go from a junior to a senior an 25 to graduated.

I have 3 credits cause I failed all my school accept remedial math, gym an band. Now all my friends is seniors an all they want to talk about is collage an there girlfriends an stuff, no one wants to play any more, an none of the younger kids likes me, they call me retard an stuff an it hurts my feelings.

Now, the anushole principle says I have to have 7 credits at the end of this year or I will be expelled cause I will not be able to graduate before I am 21 an dad said if I fail my school again the day I am 18 he is throwing me out of the house!

People just doesnt understand how tired I am! Like, I thought this summer I could rest after a long, hard year at school. My dad has worked me like a ni**er slave. I was laying on my bed this smorning watching Pokemon an dad was like "Arnold, go cut the grass" an I was tired so I was like "how about if I cut the cheese instead?" an I ripped off a fart, long an loud. Then dad made me go cut the grass!

Like a perfect summer day I would get up at noon an watch TV, an eat breakfast an watch some TV an have lunch an watch TV an play some video games, play outside with my friends, eat dinner an watch TV an play video games an stay up all night.

I said I was going to do a perspiration of Elvis an do his jokes an stuff so last night was the talent show an I was doing the lunchbox for fat kids joke an people started booing an stuff an they turned the house lights on an was like "I thought you was doing a perpiration of Elvis" an I was like "I AM!" I got so mad I was balling. I said the MC was a stupid old man. Then I got home an realized I didnt mean Elvis I mean Carrott Top. Now I am humiliated.

TV shows an copy them an sell them! Like I will take my Disney movies that I have some of them on like tapes an I will copy them an sell them an I will be like "super rare form original master tape" an stuff. An my music to! Then when I have like a million dollers from that I will relaunch Arnold S Management an I will combined both companies an call it Arnold S Management an Production an we will make movies an TV shows an music an make copies for every one an Stephen an Brian will be so jealous an there gonna be like "Arnold we want are jobs back" an I'll be like "your both fagits, go away I have money to make an paper work to do" an they will feel like crap an Samantha Cocks will hear about it an she will move back here form Vermont an be like "Arnold, I was always in love with you but now that your a successful business I am even more in love with you" an I'll be like "yeah, but I don't really have time to date an stuff, I got so much paper work to do" an she'll bawl an I'll finally be like "Okay, you can be my gf." It is gonna be SO ALLSOME!

men in a magazine an she found picts of dad from work where they had the Xmas party an dad an his boss was naked an there ding dongs was sticking straight up! An she herd dad on the phone with uncle Buster an said some guy had a picture book pecker (whatever that means)! An when she an her friend Rhae went to Baltimore dad stayed home an his boss came over an he was like "we're gonna have the truck up on the lift so stay out of the garage so you won't get hurt" an I went out later to ask him if I could have pskettios for dinner an he an his boss was chasing each other around the garage an they was naked an there ding dongs was sticking straight up an dad was like "come an get it Ronnie, don't make me beg, now" an stuff. So mom was calling dad a fagit today an dad said he ain't no queer cause he cuts firewood an drives a Ford F-150 truck an it wouldn't matter if he screwed every man on earth he ain't a queer if he drives a Ford F-150 an cuts firewood. He called mom a lier an said the picts was fake an that he was actually looking at a catalog of car parts an scratching his ding dong, not looking at me an rubbing it. I don't know what to do, I think there gonna get davorced! Help me, please!

an I think I would do great, I been in this wrestling for a long time, I can remember clear back to when Triple H beat Randy Orton at Wrestle Mania! An I mean REAL wrestling, not that crap they was doing at school. I signed up for the wrestling team at school an me an Stephen was going to be a tag team an we spent MONTHS coming up with are characters an we made are own rap theme an are own costumes an we worked out are storylines ahead like 10 pay for views! So I went to the coach an was going to tell him are ideas, that Stephen an I wanted a run with the tag team titles an then we could lose them an do a program togethor when are team broke up an the coach was like "this isn't pro wrestling this is geiko wrestling" or something an I was shocked, their was NO announcers, house shows, pay for views, their wasn't even a ring or title belts! Their was two guys in stupid looking outfits rolling around on a matt looking like they was doing sex! So I want to do a REAL wrestling clinter like WWE an Impact an ROH! Do you think I could get a job with those companies after I trained a bunch of new wrestlers!

First, I started a business a few days ago, Arnold S Management. I was managing music artists an doing TV show production an stuff, my friend Brian wrote a rap song Mos High Queen Dag Nuff an I was emailing it to radio stations an stuff an working hard for my artist! An Stephen was going to co-star with me in my web series Dont Step To Arnold an he had the best seen in the first episode, he was going to get to use the S word (for poop) an then fart an sit down on the toilet an take a crap an we would show the terds (fake poop) after he was done! Well, we couldnt get ANY investers (I wanted to raise $1 million in July) an after 2 days Brian quit an recorded Mos High Queen Dag Nuff on his moms phone an posted it on Youtube! He wouldnt even let Arnold S Management handle the deal! So I said it was the worse song I ever herd an I almost puked when I herd it an I went straight to his Youtube page an gave it thumbs down an reported it! Now Brain an Stephen are not my friends anymore an they called me a fagit! Now, I found out today that Samantha Cocks is moving to Vermont! Last fall she an her bff was at Sears an saw me an Samantha said "doesnt he go to are school?" an they both LAUGHED! I had no idea she was in love with me. But she was so bipoler all year, calling me a cuteblittle nickname one minute (Creetin) an calling me a retarted idiot the next! But are love was strong an even when she started dating that collage guy an I cried my self to sleep for two months ...

My friend Brain wrote an allsome rap song callwd Mos High Queen Dag Nuff an he is gonna put it on You Tube an even Sound Cloud! I am managing him an I will even send it to are local radio station! Team Arnold S Management we are gonna be rich an famous!

My fagit DAD however, said we're ignorent an the song is horse(poop) an that I have to get a summer job! I blowed up an told him I am trying to run Arnold S Management an I have tons of paperwork to do an I am working hard for my artist, Brian an I is getting togethor Friday with his mom's cell phone to record Mos High Queen Dag Nuff so we can put it on Sound Cloud an You Tube!

I been in this music business a long time, I even took guitar lessons in 5th grade! I also am going to start my own show called Dont Step To Arnold an it will be on You Tube an Arnold S Management will be handling the deal, so I have to write the screenplay an have a ton of paperwork to do for that to! I dont have time to bag groceries or deliver papers like dad says! I am 17 years old an my dreams is about to come true! How can I make him understand an quit being a fagit?

Stupid! Like their is this kid name Brian an he is a pretty good rapper an stuff an I said he needed to record his song an we would make a You Tube video with mom's cell phone an then cause I am Arnold S Management I would start calling like DJs an MTV an stuff an I was gonna sign artists from all genre of music an it would of been allsome!

Brian did a rap song called Mos High Queen Dag Nuff an it is pretty good but my dad said it was horse(poop) an that I was just embareassing my self an that sending the song to radio stations an asking them to play it is not being a manager!

Well, I told him I been in this music business a long time an Arnold S Management is gonna be the biggest in the world an he doesnt know HALF what I know about the music business, I even use to take guitar lessons in fifth grade!

Well, my dad is a fagit an he told me that I am grounded an that I cant do Arnold S Management! I said YOUR THE ONE WHO SAID I HAVE TO HAVE A SUMMER JOB!

What a anus hole!

Ugh! I am so flustrated! LAST FALL I saw Samantha Cox an her bff at Sears an when they saw me they LAUGHED an Samantha said "doesn't he go to are school?" OK, that is OVIOUS that she is in love with me. But she will NOT be my gf an she just keeps dating this collage guy!

I am SO MAD! My sister said I am retarted that they was making fun of me at the mall! Whatevar! I suppose she just laughed for no reason! An why say "doesn't he go to are school?" which PROVES she knows me an remembers me! But no, I'm retarted. I don't know when a girl is in love with me. My sister is ignorent an a idiot!

So what can I do to make her be my gf? I can't beat that collage guy up, he's like 6 feet tall an has muscles an he would probably kill me. I need to make her remember are love an how she felt that night when she saw me in Sears. I was on my way to the toilet to take a crap an if I had not been farting all the way their I should of stopped an talked to them. Oh, how I wish I could have that night back to do things right!