Mom an dad is really fightin an I think there gonna get davorced! What can I do? Mom saw dad rubbing his ding dong an looking at naked?

men in a magazine an she found picts of dad from work where they had the Xmas party an dad an his boss was naked an there ding dongs was sticking straight up! An she herd dad on the phone with uncle Buster an said some guy had a picture book pecker (whatever that means)! An when she an her friend Rhae went to Baltimore dad stayed home an his boss came over an he was like "we're gonna have the truck up on the lift so stay out of the garage so you won't get hurt" an I went out later to ask him if I could have pskettios for dinner an he an his boss was chasing each other around the garage an they was naked an there ding dongs was sticking straight up an dad was like "come an get it Ronnie, don't make me beg, now" an stuff. So mom was calling dad a fagit today an dad said he ain't no queer cause he cuts firewood an drives a Ford F-150 truck an it wouldn't matter if he screwed every man on earth he ain't a queer if he drives a Ford F-150 an cuts firewood. He called mom a lier an said the picts was fake an that he was actually looking at a catalog of car parts an scratching his ding dong, not looking at me an rubbing it. I don't know what to do, I think there gonna get davorced! Help me, please!