Gay Pride?

yeah straight people definitely need a pride parade because ya know there's so much hatred and discrimination towards them. They can't marry in most countries, can be kicked out of restaurants, refused service from doctors, forced into conversion therapy as children to make them gay, and overall face so much hatred.

But seriously if you want a "straight pride parade" then get up off your *** and make one. I might not agree with it but you have the right to do so

Why, feeling afraid?

It was done once. It received poor support.

The following year one guy turned up.

Get off your *** and do it, then

Gay pride is a ONCE A YEAR EVENT. So your claim to have loads of gay pride events is a little exaggerated. A 'normal pride' march? Gay people are NORMAL. It is only in your uneducated mind that you believe gays to be abnormal. Surely you mean 'STRAIGHT PRIDE'? But who is 100% straight? I know of hundreds of so called straight guys who clandestinely regularly seek sex with guys on gay websites. I also know of many thousands of straight married couples who practice anal sex, and not always as the woman taking the bottom position. So your so called straight pride would probably not have nearly as many participants as you would expect.

You are entitled to organize such an event.

if you want it you can organize it. Be glad you don’t need one.

If you can't afford to attend Mardi gras, then just say so.

No, if we do that people will think we're gay.