How to join illuminati?

The illuminati are the spawn of the super-wealthy who controlled the world for perhaps a thousand (or 500) years. To join. . . choose your parents well.

you need special glue, but where to get it from is a secret

First, you have to be German, and you have to have been dead for over 200 years.

It begins with an upper-case `I` ( Illuminati.)

and possibly, an upper-crust contact

and probably, an upper-class income.

and sometimes continues with a perfectly executed maybe upper-cut to the left jaw.

If it is existent still.

Forget the notion..

Build a time machine and go back to Bavaria in the 18th Century.