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Now this is going to be somewhat uncomfortable to ask to a bunch of strangers, but I’m a normal 14 year old kid. But I have a semi-problem. That problem is, is that I don’t have ANY lotion in my house. I’ve searched it inside and out. Now I’m sure you all know what I need that lotion for so I’m not going into detail. Normally, I’d just ask my parents for some, but they’d know EXACTLY what the hell I want it for and that would be incredibly awkward. Any help?

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    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    Get a banana, take the food part out, and use the insides of the skin to lube up.

    problem solved.

  • 3 years ago

    You can always go buy some lotion. I'm sure there is a store within walking distance somewhere near you. Or have a friend bring you some?

    You don't need lotion all the time anyway.

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