Jesse The Human

Yes I know, it sounds awful, but long story short I have restrictions on my phone that prevent me from obtaining p0rn0graphic videos. When I masturbate I go on p0rnhub’s Instagram and look at pictures but sometimes that’s not enough to “get the job done” which means I’m missing out on things that my peers will all enjoy but I won’t... How can I ask them to let me watch it without it being awkward as hell?

Yes I know, it sounds awful, but long story short I have restrictions on my phone that prevent me from obtaining pornographic videos. When I masturbate I go on pornhub’s Instagram and look at pictures but sometimes that’s not enough to “get the job done” which means I’m missing out on things that my peers will all eat enjoy but I won’t... How can I ask my parents to let me watch it without it being awkward?

It gives me s tingly sensation that I really like. Sure it’s weird and you don’t see it every day, but is it BAD for your health?

I believe you can still get circumsised as a teen. Why didn’t my parents wait until I was old enough and ask if I wanted to get circumcised?

I’m sorry for asking this again... Now this is going to be somewhat uncomfortable to ask to a bunch of strangers, but I’m a normal 14 year old kid. But I have a semi-problem. That problem is, is that I don’t have ANY lotion in my house. I’ve searched it inside and out. Now I’m sure you all know what I need that lotion for so I’m not going into detail. Normally, I’d just ask my parents for some, but they’d know EXACTLY what the hell I want it for and that would be incredibly awkward. Any help?

Now this is going to be somewhat uncomfortable to ask to a bunch of strangers, but I’m a normal 14 year old kid. But I have a semi-problem. That problem is, is that I don’t have ANY lotion in my house. I’ve searched it inside and out. Now I’m sure you all know what I need that lotion for so I’m not going into detail. Normally, I’d just ask my parents for some, but they’d know EXACTLY what the hell I want it for and that would be incredibly awkward. Any help?

When you subscribe to Netflix can you make multiple profiles for only $9.99 or do you need to pay $9.99 a month for each profile.

Honestly I could easily down 3 packs of it without even paying attention. Beef jerky is so good...

I've seen the first 30 minutes and tbh it looks like something only ******* would be scared of. I really want to go to see it with my friends but my parents aren't letting me.

Suggestions?

Do you believe he was brace and heroic or evil and cruel? I'm curious to hear people's opinions.

It's clearly not true!

Patriots

I personally do. The universe is so huge there has to be another life form some where.

I'm not hungry, it's late, and I'm just chilling here in bed and now my stomach won't stop rumbling. I ate around 4-5 hours ago.

Every piece of land is completely covered by water on all sides...