How come China invaded the nazis if Jeb Bush was in control of their turtles?

Jeb Bush is an old dab hand at herding turtles, of COURSE;however, it was not up to him what the Chinese DID with their turtles because he was only a ranch hand at the time.

They were under the influence of fumes from the manufacturing of noodle lengthening putty

Because Hilary was in charge of the eagles.

They had power over L Ron Hubbard's Secret base of Robots that share distinct facial similarities to Steve Buscemi. Before the turn of the war, The Chinese thought the robots would work but little did they know that Hitler and his right hand man, Cyborg Kevin James could deactivate the Buscemi robots via a direct link to Cthulhu. Jeb has gone down as stating that "If the Chinese had used the robots on anyone else, the Tide of the war would have gone in favor of the People's Anarcho Syndicalist Commune of Zimbabwe."

Wert?

because the chickens flew the coop