Am I considered a smoker?

No. If you’re not doing it on a regular basis, you shouldn’t get that label.

True “smokers” are those that fiend and go out in 0 degree weather because they need their fix.

Yep once you start smoking you are a Smoker does not matter how often you do it

An occasional smoker , which his bonkers if you ask me .

No, you are considered an occasional smoker

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Prove you aren't by never smoking again

As far as the insurance companies are concerned, yeah. But it doesn't sound like much of a habit to me.