What pill should I try next for sleep?

Nothing works except complete silence. Lunesta was torture. Melatonin is lame. Valerian, Kava, chamomile, ashwaghanda, mucuna, weed, alcohol & all those herbals do absolutely nothing. I refuse to do the more harsh controversial street drugs. I need a poison. I combined getting drunk and taking Percocet, which knocked me out, but I shouldn't do that too often. Burning myself to boost stimulation during the day does nothing. Drinking Green Works & Chlorox bleach don't do the trick either. Bleeding uncontrollably gets me tired, but doesn't really get me to sleep. It makes other people scream too, so that's not good. Jumping into the bottom of an ice-cold dam in January before bed doesn't work either. I've done tons of psych drugs at the institutions I've been at, they all make it worse. I've played all the DNA activation music during sleep, it keeps me awake sort of. I tried running a fan, HEPA filter, air conditioner, they keep me awake. Is there a less self-destructive way to get sleep?