If you had to live in the wilderness for a year (and can only take five things with you), what would you take?

my guns

food and water for a year

a tent

a woman

years supply of condoms

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machete, fire starter, metal pot, sandals, dildo.

Potassium permanganate

Transport

Shelter

Food and drink

Women

bear gryls

I'd top off a few items:

LP gas, fuel oil (backup), gasoline, and more bullets.

And someone to keep me company.

I have everything else already.

A diary

A knife

A water bottle

The maze runner book (I carry it everywhere because I love it)

Photos of my loved ones

On second thought, can I take Walmart 😉

My woman

My other woman

Her sister

A bed big enough for four (complete)

Lube

A gun.

A knife.

A mirror.

A water bottle.

A phone(no network but it'd contain photos of my loves ones).