Would you prefer A man who fishes bareback on a horse to rule your nation or a man who gets with porn stars who "look like his daughter" ?

Neither.

At least he knows how to have a good time

Neither.

I don't care what he did in his free time & before he was the president. JFK was womanizing while he was president. Bill Clinton was getting BJ's in the White House by an intern. Very few of our presidents have been saints. What they did before seems irrelevant.

Please tell me there's an option C.

Both the porn star and the playboy model used the daughter line, almost word for word, like they were reading the same script or something.

Stormy Daniels looks like Ivanka? She probably looks just like your mom too if the fact that they both have arms and legs is the only thing you can identify.

Both are pedophiles, so neither.