Why did the Greeks and Egyptians worship erections and cats?

Living proof - - nothing has changed in 5,000 years

Are you Japanese and meant elections -- just checking ?

Because it makes as much sense as what you do

Why not? At least they’re real and genuinely do useful things, unlike magic invisible sky fairy gods.

Look a Greek statues of males. The penis is not erected. In fact the Greeks believed that people who hard larger penises were not manly

Unlike today

I can't recall Greeks being too interested in cats.

Erections though are symbols of fertility in every ancient culture, for obvious reasons.

Men were in charge, so of course erections.

Cats; not so sure. Because they were mysterious in their ways, just like the Gods?

They are human. They like both, as most people do.

Why not?

Everyone worships erections. Christians just gave theirs a cross-member and hanged a man on it.