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Kweli
Kweli asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 3 years ago

Why did the Christian cross the road?

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  • ?
    3 years ago

    Because i needed to get some booze. So that i could get really drunk and yell at you to repent..

  • David
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    To avoid the Mormon missionaries outside his house.

  • NEVER SUBMIT... to evil
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    to get away from the stench of you

  • Fireball
    3 years ago

    TIRH NOT JOKES AND WE ARE ADULTS....talking down to others is so rude...

    MAYBE THE CHRISTIAN IS GOING TO CHURCH..

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  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Someone was minding his own business on the other side.

  • David
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    To avoid talking with Kweli

  • Climate Realist
    Lv 7
    3 years ago

    Don't feed the trolls.

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    IGNORANT

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    TIRH NOT JOKES AND WE ARE ADULTS....talking down to others is so rude...

    MAYBE THE CHRISTIAN IS GOING TO CHURCH..

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    Stupid question...

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