( best answer gets longest response) do you like haircuts when they pump up the chair and put the cape on and snip hair onto the cape?

Let's see, 5 questions about haircuts. The best answer gets the longest response. I don't know what that means, and it doesn't make sense.

Yes, I like when "they" pump up the chair, put the cape on and snip hair onto the cape.

I get an erection every time.

Yes. The comforting weight of the cape on my shoulders (heavier the better) combined with the comforting weight of the barber's hands on my head and the soft snipping sounds of the scissors and the hair falling onto the cape are very relaxing and I like it.

HELLS YEAH DOGG. Snipy snip-snipsnip not only is it satisfying but it's greeat for fashion