Have you given your life to God yet?

Nice

Nope, however, I'm very thankful that He gave His life for me. Amen.

Uh-huh.

probably

God is a life giver. He doesn't want your life.

What you need to do to dedicate yourself to God:

1. STUDY GOD’S WORD - John 17:3

Come to know Jehovah and Jesus Christ. The more you learn about them, the more you will love them.

2. BUILD YOUR FAITH - Hebrews 11:6

Completely trust in God’s promises and in the power of Jesus’ sacrifice to save us from sin and death.

3. REPENT - Acts 3:19

This means to feel deeply sorry for all the wrong you have done.

4. TURN AROUND - 1 Peter 4:2

This means to stop any wrong conduct and do what is right.

5. DEDICATE YOUR LIFE - You dedicate your life to Jehovah when you promise in prayer to worship him and to make what he wants the most important thing in your life.

Only after doing the above and continue doing so for the rest of your life have a person really given their life to God.

Weeeee....I voluntarily enslaved myself to my imaginary bestest friend and all of a sudden.....HE WAS REAL!!!!!

Good thing you magically brought to life only a suicide by cop zombie. Why....just imagine the consequences if you had enslaved yourself to King Kong and he decided to climb the Empire State Building again.

Rolls eyes

I did try, but he didn't seem to want it. "Blimey! That's awful. You can keep that.", he said.

Good for you. I prefer reality

Yes