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ben asked in HealthDiseases & ConditionsSTDs · 2 years ago

Question about crabs?

Update:

When I was 17 I lost my virginity, and the girl gave me crabs in my pubic hair and eyebrows.

Now I'm 50, and not only have the crabs not gone away, but they've grown in number and size. My eyebrows itch so bad, and for the last 33 years my penis feels like someone is continuously stabbing it with hundreds of needles.

Update 2:

All I want in life is for the crabs to go away, but The Bible says Thou Should'nt Kill. How do I get rid of them without killing them? I would like to have sex a second time (and third time and fourh time and fifth time et al :))

but I don't want to spread the crabs to an unsuspecting victim?

TL:DR Is there an exorcist for penis crabs?

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  • ?
    Lv 5
    2 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I love crabs. They’re probably my favourite of all the stds. My favourite of all my crabs is Carlos the crab. His hobbies include swimming and getting high.

  • will
    2 years ago

    So sorry to hear you're struggling with these issues. I too struggled with crabs and other STD's, and going to the doctor right away was the smartest way to handle it. Additionally, I started using a penis health creme. It really helped my skin hydrate and start to feel a lot smoother.

  • Nyx
    2 years ago

    don't worry, i have serious issues as well

  • kelvin
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    well i highly doubt you have had crabs for 33 years

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  • Never again
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    I don't eat crabs. I'm vegetarian.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    So what is it?

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    What is the question?

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