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How long after getting a vasectomy reversal are you "back to normal" and that you can get a chick pregnant?

I was reading an article in Cosmo about which professions have the smallest penis size (IT), and largest (teachers). Assuming that this is correct- you have to take a leap here- what would happen if someone studied IT & teaching and became an IT man or computers teacher at a school? Would they have a large or small penis?

You never see zombie animals but whys that? Because zombies eat animals too if you believe the walking dead.

Is it likely that the wizard of oz was over compensating for a lack of something in the pants region given his show with booming voice, smoke and big face on a screen etc? My friend would like to know.

Why do most vampire movies and tv shows involve so much sex? Are vampires just totes horny all the time?

I'm told milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard but my yard is empty. Is there a particular flavour of milkshake that will achieve this aim?

Do you think we will ever have a cashless society? And if so how many years do you think it will take?

Why is there something rather than nothing?

If a samurai and ninja had a fight who'd win?

If your best friend didn't wish you luck or ask how your surgery went and if your good friends best friend always makes it about her like she has to be sicker than anyone else is it ok to want to throw poop at them?

If dogs rules the world planet of the apes style what is the first thing they'd do? And same for if cats did?

What two mythical creatures would make the best mix? I'm thinking half unicorn, half griffin. Or perhaps half dragon, half centaur (so it would be three in one.)

If an alien and a unicorn had a fight who'd win? But don't make the mistake of thinking that unicorns aren't bad ass. They are.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

If swine flu and Ebola had a fight who'd win?

Would you rather hang out with a pirate for 2 hours, go to tea for 2 hours or stare at Orlando bloom for 2 hours?

I'd pick be a pirate for 2 hours and hopefully he looks like Jack sparrow! ;)

If you could choose to go back and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great great great grandchildren what would you choose? (I'd pick the past as I'd be wary of influencing things in the future.)