Atheists, will you choose loving God or Jesus if deciding was a factor?

I have studied many of the gods, the demigod and other entities created and sold by mankind through the centuries and you seem to feel your selection in all of them is significant as those who chose others also do. I'll pass on what your selling today.

Makes no sense, since a person with no religious beliefs does not have to choose between two religious myths people have created.

Jesus being God, that makes no sense.

Christians, will u prove ur gods existence, FINALLY, so that we have VALID reasons to believe in it..??

They choose the dark one. Satan.

Atheists do not believe in your god or any other.

I will choose Ernesto, god of the Greengrocers.

I would rather sooner place my head inside a re-configured microwave and turn it on the highest setting until' done'' than subscribe my life to one of total unadulterated twattery.

My finger nails ought be pulled away with rusty early Victorian pliers in favour of believing pulpit pillocks.

And I would rather dig my own grave, lay inside whilst exclaiming '' Neeny neeny wollop bop'' and wearing the attire of a mentally deranged fuc)k spasm , namely a jacket of the straight variety. what is clearly more fitting for a Christian.

Atheist.

Say what?

I've heard a lot of religious garbage in my time. But I've never heard of having to choose between team Jesus or team God.