Dems: What is your typical morning routine?

Wake up, get a cup of coffee - my husband makes a pot before going to work early in the morning. Watch a little of the local news. Then make sure my daughter is up and get her breakfast - usually eggs and toast. I get dressed and ready for work. Drive my daughter to school and go to my job as an office manager.

I defy all right wing stereotypes . . .

First I eat a right-wing baby for breakfast.

Wake up

Drink a smoothie.

Run a mile.

Drink coffee

Go to work.

If I don’t take the bus the following occurs.

1. Wake up

2. Take a shower using all natural shampoo, conditioner and soap. My current soap is one with Dead Sea mud

3. Get dressed

4. Eat 4 eggs with whole wheat toast and orange juice with an espresso

5. Start my car and use the eco friendly mode and drive to my office overlooking Mt Rainier

I am five foot four, 106 pounds

I run an under four hour marathon

I get up, go running

Come back, shower, have breakfast, (wheatena hot cereal with banana, three minute egg, coffee) get dressed

I have a folding electric bike. I take it to the subway station here in Los Angeles

I go to my job as a teacher.

Well here's the whole day: Wake up at noon, smoke a bowl, eat some tofu, go to an anti Trump protest, go pick up my welfare check and food stamps, smoke a bowl, block traffic protesting whales, join a drum circle, take a nap, wake up, smoke a bowl, watch MSNBC, eat some humus, go to sleep.

Wake up in my moms basement and eat breakfast around 10:30 am then play on my PS4 or Xbox. I catch the latest news on CNN.

****, shower, shave. Sometimes I eat something. Then I try to get to work. Other times I lay in bed and feel like I have a stack of mattresses on me.

Travel to the welfare office to stay updated on my welfare checks