If my wife got run over, my first thought would be 'who's going to cook my dinner now?' Is this normal ?

My first thought would be I hope it hasn't damaged my car.

Most guys would think “no worries about paying alimony now”.

I can’t even think about that. How am i going to raise my son by myself? Everything pretty much revolves around him

Is this normal behavior for you? Yes, it is. It is a change from blowing up dogs with dynamite and hating muslims, also normal behavior for you.

You think this is normal - "When i wake up in the night for a piss, i do it in the sink. This way i don't have to turn any lights on or open my eyes, i can piss freely without having to worry about aim, and get back to my bed with the satisfying feeling that iv'e done something unacceptable and yet, no-one in the real world will ever know."

Your absence has completely ruined my life. Everything feels hollow without the woman who I call my wife. I miss you.If practice makes perfect, by now I have become a pro at missing you.eat out at kfc or burger king have it ur way..u may leave here before her, i am sure her new man will cook for her.She’s been around so often you’ve taken it for granted a bit. Her strength comes in the form in looking you in the eyes and smiling when you’re the very same reason she cried herself to sleep last night.

And if you’re wondering how you’re going to miss her, this is how.You’ll learn to appreciate her in her absence. And that’s the hardest way to miss someone. That moment will click, you could have had something great but you didn’t know what you had when you had it.

Not for someone old enough to have a wife.

No, it's not... That's horrible... my, god. Your poor wife.

If I had a wife and she was involved in a road traffic accident food would be the last thing on my mind. I'd be checking her life insurance.

This must be a troll post, and if it’s not then I feel damn sorry for your wife.

no, thats not nornnal, you need to think about sonneone else besides yourself