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Aleya asked in HealthMental Health · 2 years ago

How to get cancer?

I dont necessarily want cancer, but some sort of disease to put me in hospital and that may kill me. I dont want to commit suicide and im not suicidal. I just crave the need of hospital and something that will make me different. I dont want a normal life anymore. I have been in hospital, so so many times (mental hospital, broken bones, surgery ect ect). I was in hospital for a month at once for attenpting suicide (that was my longest out of the many stays) i recovered an am no longer suicidal. I now have a 'happy free life'. But i dont want that.

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Keep smoking cigarettes.

  • 2 years ago

    Please get counselling to deal with your mental health issues.

    Your question is insulting to anyone who has ever had to deal with a cancer diagnosis for themselves or a loved one.

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Google munchausen's syndrome. If you really want cancer find some asbestos and inhale the dust. You'll quickly get the lung cancer you crave.

  • 2 years ago

    What the Shrek?

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