If the Rapture were tonight would you be ready?

I’d be ready, standing by with my trusty rifle to shoot them Christians out of the air as they got sucked up to heaven, heh heh heh!

Oh wow think you for reminding me to be ready every day hugs mm oh wow now I’m ready because of your words thank you for saving my life cheek kiss 💋 you’re a good girl you are, God bless you in Jesus holy name amen thank you holy Jesus 

There will be no rapture.

The idea of a 'rapture' was fabricated

by a puritan minister named Cotton Mather in the late 1600's.

It was re-heated and brought back to life in the early 1900's,

and survives as an imaginary do-over for ‘saved’ christians.

At first, “christians” had Jesus

meeting his followers at the gates of Heaven.

Now, those same morons have him running

a retrieval service called a ‘rapture’.

Why are we not surprised.

Nah, my shoes are tied tight.

Believing in Jesus means going to heaven (and going in the rapture if it is in my lifetime). So of course I'm "ready"

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The truth is that death leads to immediate heaven or hell, depending only on whether the person believed in Jesus for eternal life, or not.

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The truth is that Jesus loves you and wants to bless your life freely :) Most of all, Jesus wants you with Him forever, and not in hell. The truth is that every belief except one will lead to eternal torment in the lake of fire for every person. Because nothing pays for our sins except the death and blood of Jesus, the sacrifice of Jesus that is already accomplished by Him . Jesus loves you! The truth is that Jesus is God, and Jesus died on the cross to pay for all of our sins in full, and then Jesus resurrected from the dead. Nothing else pays for our sins, not works, not deeds, not religions. So the only way to heaven and to avoid hell, is by believing in Jesus for eternal life (John 6:47), without adding any of your own works (Romans 4:5). Believe in Jesus to take you to heaven, and you will be in heaven, no matter what, guaranteed. That easy, thanks to Jesus! Tell Jesus that you thank Him that you will be with Him in heaven when you die, because you believe in Jesus! It is too late to be saved, after death

The rapture already happened 719 years ago... there were only a handful of true Christians so the rest got left behind.

As ready as I am for Ragnarok

yes I am

It’s was last week but I slept through it.

is no rapture read ezek. 13:18